Angelina Jolie’s divorce from Brad Pitt raises BIGGER QUESTIONS!

In what is untangling as a darkly yet perfectly tinged cursed web of Fincher-esque conspiracy: The perceived Cradle Robber of Life, or Something Like It is seeking custody for all 6 children with visitation rights for the Perpetually young Vampire/ true to life form of Benjamin Button– Bradley vs. Pittsburgh. It will likely either devolve…

Dated: Tim Burton and Helena Bonham Carter are not good anymore!

Burton will resume his┬álove affair with a mysterious frequently unknown collaborator. After making one sorta apparently decent movie without her, the famous director and his wife who acts, are in typical Burton fashion are putting an end to a life, of marriage after 13 years. It is unknown whether or not this will affect their…